Warning: Sock God Possession Ahead!

Symptoms of Advanced Sock God Possession

Warning: the Sock Gods are real, and they're getting more demanding!

• Uncontrollable urge to reorganize your sock drawer
• Increased anxiety about matching your socks
• Unexplained feelings of guilt about wearing your favorite socks
• Recurring dreams of missing socks in the wash
• Spontaneous outbreaks of "just one more fold" syndrome

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